You've crossed Future World and now you're facing the World Showcase lagoon. The other members of your party aren't sure which way to turn: left to Mexico, or right to Canada? Nachos or poutine? Margaritas or Ottawa Apples? For you, such questions are utter nonsense and are - quite frankly - a complete waste of time. You know the correct answer is Mexico, and this is NOT up for debate. Therefore, you need a soft, comfortable hoodie that will inform your fellow park goers where you firmly stand and expedite the decision-making process.
